Programming Note: The Return Of J. Harvey
Before I get into these pictures of Prince Hot Ginge and some girl giving us the drunk trash version of Romeo & Juliet, I have some quick site news. J. Harvey, who with Sweetas guest blogged on...
View ArticleA Perfect Cotton Candy Angel Like This Could Never Commit An Illegal Act
Jan Crouch is the First Lady of the Trinity Broadcasting Network, a Dlisted icon and the only Princess Lolly-haired, tarantula-eyed angel I pray to whenever I need reassurance that there's no power...
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By popular demand and 4 days late, I bring you the new pride of Alberta (sorry, Nickelback, you had a good run) Robert Wilkinson who has been sweetly serenading the Internet and beyond ever since the...
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Fefita la Grande, legendary merengue accordionist and the treasured metallic pearl of the Caribbean that pirates have been trying for centuries to capture. If you asked me a few days ago who Fefita la...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By A Creepy Public Breastfeeding PSA
I hate those dumb piece of trash ass bitches who lose their minds over women feeding their babies in public, because if it wasn't for them there wouldn't be a need for this PSA starring a baby with...
View ArticleThe Publicists, I Mean, The People Have Spoken! Beyonce Is The World’s Most...
People has released their annual World's Most Beautiful Woman issue (known to you and me as the Whose Publicist Agreed To Give People The Most Exclusive Stories And Photo Spreads In Exchange For A...
View ArticleThe Return Of Excuse My Beauty!
Not a week goes by when I don't use "Excuse my beauteeeeee!" and "Because I like tans on my legs, not on my face!" in casual conversation, so I must give a special brow pencil-lined thanks to Dlisted...
View ArticleDlisted – Be Very Afraid 1969-12-31 19:00:00
... Read more The post Dlisted – Be Very Afraid 1969-12-31 19:00:00 appeared first on Retroskank Nude Celebs.
View ArticleHot (And Stupid As Hell) Slut Of The Day!
Disclaimer: Dlisted is not giving this orange-glazed roasted beauty the Hot Slut title for the felony crimes she allegedly committed against her 5-year-old daughter. Dlisted does not condone putting...
View ArticleTMZ Visits Octomom Porn Shoot
TMZ visited the set of Octomom's masturbation movie to take these useless over-watermarked pictures. TMZ says Nadya Suleman watched some porn to get back into the swing of things. Suleman told Howard...
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FINALLY, fashion has given us what we really, really want in this life: PEEEEEEEEEEEN! These peen leggings are the perfect pants for you or the dick worshiper in your life who want to scream their love...
View ArticleBono Is One Of The Richest Musicians In The Known Universe
And you can curse at the "like" button for that. One of my biggest regrets in life, besides drinking an all-green protein shake for breakfast today (BARF! NEVER AGAIN!), is not getting a job as a...
View ArticleOpen Post & Programming Note: Hosted By RiRi’s Nipples
It's just a nipple and I hate blurring one, but I really don't want read an email today that says: "I WAS FIRED FOR HAVING RIRI'S LACE-COVERED ALIEN NIP ON MY SCREEN!" So I blurred her nip out on the...
View ArticleKatie Holmes Didn’t Ask For That Emergency Hearing After All
BOOOOOOO! Yet another Dlisted field trip has been canceled. On July 17th, we won't be eating popcorn in the back of a NYC court room while watching Katie Holmes and Tommy Girl bikini wrestle for...
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Disclaimer: Dlisted does not condone assault without permission (Note: assault with permission IS okay. See: Fifty Shades of Grey shit.), but sometimes a good Christian biddy (the "other" GCB) has to...
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Mama Brinkley and her litter of Corgi puppies on the new CORGI PUPPY CAM!!!!! Ever since The Shiba Inu 6 made productivity in the workplace drop from 2% to 1% (because before the Shiba Inu puppy cam...
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Disclaimer: Dlisted does not condone hitting the gas pedal hard when the police are trying to pull you over for speeding like you've got the dumb drunk spirits of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes running...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Forever Glamorous Sharon Stone
I hear you saying to yourself, "Michael, are you sure this isn't really the komodo dragon who almost bit off Sharon Stone's ex-husband's foot?" No, you bitch, of course it's not. Although, I wouldn't...
View ArticleLohan’s Sea Jasper Dealer Might Not Have To Go On The Dole After All
It's sort of infuriating and depressing at the same time that an insane fuckup like Lindsay Lohan is going to make 2 million dollars this year. If any of us were out maniacally rear-ending every...
View ArticleDlisted’s New Magazine Of Choice: "Whore" Magazine
If one of my relatives handed me this magazine before saying "I got my first cover!", I'd grab it, frame it with the finest frame Aaron Brothers had to offer and hang it with pride right over my...
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